Biblical Curse Generator

From Ship of Fools, via Morepraxis comes this brilliant Biblical Curse Generator!

"Woe unto thee, O ye whose name is but dung, for you will accidentally insult Goliath!"

"Thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, O thou child of Jezebel!"

"Take heed, O thou armpit of Satan, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!"

"O that thou wouldest be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O thou of little faith!"

Yeah, take that!