Seagal Confirmation

At last, what we have all known in the depths of souls has been confirmed! We have all long known that Steven Seagal one of the worst actors ever (up there with Matty Lloyd) who should be convicted for crimes against humanity for such atrocities as Under Siege I and II.

But now Urban Stone is appalled to reveal that there is a budding recording career hidden behind the rocky facade of this expressive piece of chip board. The exquisitely entitled "Mojo Priest" is now available for the terminally deaf, Rossy and $5 budget bins all around the country. Click here for entry into the house of horror.
Warning: Viewers spending longer than 5 minutes at the Seagal house may discover themselves committing unsuspected acts of self harm.

Crawford Mega-Fundraising-Blog-a-thon

(or how to raise cash for a trip without selling the kids)

Professor Kent and Madam Mel are tripping off to the States. They say it's for a wedding - but it's amazing how it coincides with the Rendezview TV Fan Club Conference? And Mel did mention something about catching up with Angelina again...

But don't take my word for it - they've begun their very own blog for this purpose! Go and visit their world for a while - more wine than John Howard on Education, more secret recipes than the Iranian cabinet, and the best chance for an embarrasing photo since Colin met Paris! And all for a very, very good cause.

Dave and Beth

Choices

Mucking around with digital imaging - trying to learn the different tricks of manipulation. So here is the same photo, done in two different styles. Which one do you prefer? Leave a comment and vote.